Dr Doctor PhD
(not a real doctor, but his PhD is ‘official’)
This is the Dr Doctor PhD. He enjoys quiet science by the lake eating kittens and not using commas.
His Father named him “Doctor” - Dad thought ahead. The PhD is from Cerebellum (The “Little” brain).
This PUPPET (not puppeteer) has a PhD from the UNITED STATES government. Here’s how:
I wrote “HOW TO BE HAPPY, THE POPULAR METHOD,” under the pen name Dr. Doctor, PhD. It’s a self-help book written in the way people act, essentially the opposite of a self-help book, but those are typically written by people with letters behind their names. I am not a lettered man, so instead I registered the pen name: Dr. Doctor PHD.
This puppet is the physical version of this pen name. Ergo, this puppet has a PhD. ALso an Instagram account.
